Celebrate the mighty indifference of the natural world by sharing your picture.
1. Head to your local town square.
2. Wait patiently for a bird to appear.
3. Capture their picture perched atop a statue of a historic hero (or tyrant).
4. Send it over on Instagram (button below).

Bonus points if there's poop involved!
Alternatively, you can use this contact form.
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